harrvy:

x

it’s looks like a gif from a movie trailer

verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

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gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

nirisheyes:

niall’s body is imperfectly perfect, like his stomach isn’t a six pack but he has this cute little belly that would be so soft to rest your head on and his arms aren’t the thickest but his chest and shoulders are so broad I can imagine peppering them with kisses and his neck oh god, I just want to suck on the sensitive skin and lick his freckles, and his back makes me want to run my nails down it and I would lay it down on his skinny little body any day

gransospiro:

#send this post back to the pits of hell where it belongs

style-like-ziall:

they burst into laughter and i can’t stop smiling oh my god